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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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    StanleyOG.

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  1. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    ✨ oil change on my truck ✨
     
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  2. Horny hiy

    Horny hiy Porn Star

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    Enjoying a nice sunny ,breezy day.
     
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  3. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    Feeling like a truck hit me, backed up, then ran over me again. Tested positive form Covid. Ugh
     
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      Taking a regimen of Vit C, D3, and Zinc. With my heart and lung issues, Paxlovid isn’t compatible. Add in the side effects from a new drug (Levedrio), and my Dr said unless it gets worse, I should do ok.
       
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      Fingers crossed it's a brief and mild case.
       
    4. Justlikethat
      What she said ^^^ Hopefully a quick recovery.
       
      Justlikethat, Aug 31, 2023
    5. deegenerate
      Get well soon, WantSum!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 1, 2023
    6. Cherrypop
      Oh no!! Please take care of yourself! Feel better
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 1, 2023
  4. Thewhitecock7

    Thewhitecock7 Sex Machine

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    Bored at work trying to pass the time for one more hour
     
  5. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Plotting what to look for in the night sky tonight. I’m hoping the full moon doesn’t overpower everything else but if it does that’s okay too. The next time we have a blue moon I might be pushing up daisies lol
     
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  6. Ncgremlin

    Ncgremlin Always Horny

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    Sitting on my couch with an erection getting ready to watch tv
     
  7. NJDAVE

    NJDAVE Porn Star

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    Edging my cock naked surfing porn ....needing a fukbuddy ...hmu!!
     
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      Might be hard to build a bookshelf with your tongue but it sure would be interesting to watch.
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 1, 2023
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      I meant my tool would be great start to get those bits going ....
       
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    4. Cherrypop
      Ohhhh! Now I understand! I like tools too! Especially hammers and drills.
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 1, 2023
    5. hausenfeffer
      I think he's offering to drill you @Cherrypop!
       
      hausenfeffer, Sep 1, 2023
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      Yes indeed I am....my wish come true ....
       
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  8. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Washing my golf balls.
     
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      I just got home from golfing
       
      Pussyliquor011, Sep 1, 2023
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      Already washed. Mine...my balls lol
       
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      Scrubbed my butt too lol all clean and need playmate
       
      NJDAVE, Sep 1, 2023
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      Hygiene is key!
       
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      Cleanliness gets more licking mmmm
       
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  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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    1. NJDAVE
      Nice shot
       
      NJDAVE, Sep 1, 2023
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      Pack the bearings. Hmmm u wants beads up your ass?? Hott
       
      NJDAVE, Sep 1, 2023
  10. Oscareatseverything

    Oscareatseverything Sex Machine

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    I need to pack the bearings on my rearend
     
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      I know what those words mean separately but no idea what they mean all put together like that in that sentence lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 1, 2023
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      Damn if your booty doesn't get me aroused never fails lovely mmm
       
      NJDAVE, Sep 1, 2023
  11. AlmondVanHellsink

    AlmondVanHellsink Sex Machine

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    Status: Working. Or, more accurately, on a lunch break.
     
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  12. DiabloGolfer

    DiabloGolfer Porn Star

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    "working" - actually just playing on the computer. Reports sent out this morning. Time to relax a little.
     
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  13. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Having my morning coffee before I start work. It's going to be a busy day, and I'm planning out my strategy.
     
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      Jesus, and they say romance is dead.
       
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  14. ThatDLGuysbc

    ThatDLGuysbc Porn Surfer

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    About to take my oldest to school and get gas on the way back, thankfully I have today off.
     
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  15. SpunBoi

    SpunBoi Porn Surfer

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    Without a plan I end up lost personally. Also
    Oh goddess of desire, bless me with a DM if you would I am but a humble peasant. Lol my bad I'm toasted been smoking weed all day, it's a chill day. Hope you have a good one though!
     
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    1. deegenerate
      You don't have access to send or receive messages yet. You will get access after you have made 6 posts in the forum. It looks like you're close though!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 1, 2023
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  16. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    So

    I'm really sad about Jimmy Buffet. I'm a parrothead, I guess. So I threw on my bikini, fixed a boat drink (it’s 5 o’clock somewhere), blasted some tunes and headed out to the backyard to get some sun. Set up the chaise, shot a pic and sent it, settled in to enjoy the music and the heat.

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    Moments later, tossed the suit. I hate tan lines. Sipping my drink, listening, chatting away, perfect way to self-soothe, right? Jimmy would be proud.

    And just then, my lawn care guy showed up. o_O:eek: Went from blissful relaxation to running like I was taking fire :D:hilarious:

    Managed to get inside without being seen, my property is over an acre so it took him a hot minute to get to the back on his zero turn mower but hoooooo boy it was close. :laugh:

    As I type this he's finishing up, so I'm taking my Caribbean soul and headed back out there - heart rate has recovered nicely. ;)

    See ya later, pervs.
     
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      Not much gets past those keen eyes, kilty. ;)
       
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      :pompus:
       
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  17. Oscareatseverything

    Oscareatseverything Sex Machine

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    I edged all knight used my big dildo and piersed my nips I'm tired but still looking
     
  18. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Relaxing after a beautiful day outside. Had family over to enjoy the pool and had a few beers with lunch on the deck. One of the best days this summer.
     
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  19. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Making ice and boiling eggs - prep for a beach day :)
     
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    1. Justlikethat
      Enjoy your beach day and bring along a coverup with you just in case you get adventurous again :rolleyes:
       
      Justlikethat, Sep 4, 2023
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    2. Valspar
      Never seen anyone eating hard boiled eggs at the beach. ;)
       
      Valspar, Sep 4, 2023
    3. submissively speaking
      You’ve never seen egg salad sandwiches at the beach?
       
    4. Valspar
      Ok, that makes sense then. Lol
       
      Valspar, Sep 4, 2023