1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    How am I going to get that peeper out of my tree?

    That is part of the plan.
     
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    Are you trying to seduce me?

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  3. Snowmass

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    What did that guy in the trench coat charge you for the Rolex wristwatch he sold you in the back alley?

    You test the temperature first.
     
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  4. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    How do you know for sure when to put a bun in the oven?

    I recall doing that once before.
     
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  5. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    How many vibrators have you thrown away in your life ? ?
     
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      Hmm......:)
       
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      I tried to make it work. :p
       
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      DAMN! I FORGOT TO LEAVE AN ANSWER!
      Man, I have been dead on my feet today!
       
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  6. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Have you seen that Life cereal box with my vibrator inside of it?

    It'll make a big difference.
     
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  7. Snowmass

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    What would happen if I woke up before I started playing these games ? ?

    Well, you can always try slapping them upside the head!
     
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  8. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    How do you get guys to start thinking with the right head?

    The sun is shining today.
     
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  9. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    When do you want to make some hay?

    It's not as fun as many people would have you believe it is.
     
  10. speakeasy

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    What can you tell me about prison rape?

    Not too much spice. Let it simmer and taste it as you go.
     
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  11. Snowmass

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    What advice does David Beckham give?

    Make sure they're still alive.
     
  12. mature gina

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    Are you still planning on taking out the ladies from the Senior's home this weekend?

    A flashlight would really help.
     
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    Other than a stethoscope and a blood pressure monitor, is there anything else advisable to have on hand if I take out a lady from the Seniors home?

    It helps to have a AC / DC convertor!
     
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  14. mature gina

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    Does elevator music ever get on your nerves?

    It's called brownstone.
     
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  15. Snowmass

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    What do people who like to brown nose people sneeze up?

    I'd use an SAE 30 Weight motor oil.
     
  16. speakeasy

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    How do I prevent abrasion on my cooch if I've having SAE (Sex All Evening)?

    You should probably recycle it.
     
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  17. mature gina

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    Do you want to ride my dildo bicycle next?

    That looks like a mustard stain.
     
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  18. Snowmass

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    Have I been eating too much yellow squash?

    Just do the math.
     
  19. mature gina

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    How many inches is 15.24 centimeters?

    Your opinion matters.
     
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  20. Snowmass

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    So you'll take my orders and do what I say?

    And yet the world keeps spinning!
     
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