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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    When I have to talk to customer service and they ask you stupid questions, taking it for granted that you're a moron: "Yes, my device is turned on! Yes, it's plugged in! Yes, I've tried rebooting it THREE times already."

    It's a punishment so you won't call for help in the future...
     
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  2. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    Met a nice woman for the second time last year. Texted right away, she texts back.

    Text her Saturday afternoon, nothing.

    Sunday about noon, nothing.

    I'm done.

    When I do this to a woman I met recently, really, you don't get the hint?

    Had to block her.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      That sucks. Maybe she has something going on or she lost her phone though.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 20, 2024
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      The first woman I've met before and she loves me because I'm a vet.

      Got her number and texted right away Friday, she texted back.

      Saturday afternoon no.


      Sunday noon no.
       
      odi144, Sep 20, 2024
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Well, her loss.
       
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  3. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    So when I met another woman and going through all that we met and I didn't like her for a few reasons she keeps texting me.

    I mean it's called ghosting right?

    Happened to me, so I'm doing the same thing.
     
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      I agree, I've been thinking about this but one reply and she'll text me until the universe ends!
       
      odi144, Sep 20, 2024
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      What if I comment until the Universe ends?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 20, 2024
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    4. odi144
      I like you, not her.
       
      odi144, Sep 20, 2024
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    5. odi144
      And don't even think about it, I'm very low on cheese, need to go shopping.
       
      odi144, Sep 20, 2024
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    6. StrawberryCupcake
      I have some cheese to share and I’m going to the grocery store on Saturday.
       
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  4. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    Mmmmm cheddar?
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      No worries. I’ll eat your share. I probably already do anyway.:biggrin:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 20, 2024
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      Not my cheddar!!
       
      odi144, Sep 20, 2024
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      You mean my cheddar?
       
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  5. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    Though you were sharing?
     
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      Oh yeah. I am sharing.
       
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      And don't call me Sharon!
       
      johnrael, Sep 21, 2024
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  6. Playmate Finder

    Playmate Finder Dangerously Addictive

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    Sciatica. On top of everything else, I'm just in hell right now :inpain:
     
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      I've always said what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Eventually. You have to survive that road though as you well know isn't always easy. Please do so and of course I'm addicted to music too so it's all good
       
      phxbi_bear80, Oct 27, 2024
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      Brings Kelly Clarkson's song "What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger" to mind. Not a song I seek out, but I do love inspirational songs. Matter of fact, I did start a thread months back for Inspirational songs. I will have to find it and start posting in it again.

      Not trying to put a plug in for one of my threads .. lol .. your post just made me think of all that.

      Music .. whether intended to be inspirational or not, is wonderful for so many things.
       
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      You're telling a lifelong musician that you shouldn't plug your own threads... Please that's your god-given right.

      I think I may have posted there I always try to catch them but they slip through too If you post I will. ;)
       
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      I’m glad you’re finding healthy ways to cope. Hey, a music addiction is a great one! I’ve been addicted for years and years! I also enjoy the music threads for that reason. I too love inspirational music or lyrics. I even find relatable music or lyrics to be helpful.
       
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      LOL .. here I was kind of laughing at myself for going on and on about music with someone so much more knowledgeable than me. I'm frequently in awe here on the knowledge, expertise, and experience I see from members such as yourself. Me .. I'm just addicted to listening and thinking about it :D

      I will pull the thread up one of these days .. there was something I really wanted to post, but I have to go and listen to it, and figure out the lyrics I wanted to post the most. I would have to break up the song a lot, etc, and focus, when there's no noise around me here .. lol

      I actually had trouble finding a lot of songs that are meant to be inspirational that I like. I did put a bunch in my file though that I thought may possibly help others.
       
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  7. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I accidentally created a thread named ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Pickles Things⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and it was supposed to be ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Pickle Things⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. I couldn’t edit the title.:cautious:
     
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    2. Sweetpassion
      It’s way more cool like that! :cool:
       
      Sweetpassion, Oct 1, 2024
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      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 1, 2024
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      Yw lovely lady. ❤️
       
      Sweetpassion, Oct 1, 2024
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    5. JohnnyBravo87
      I sometimes find myself thinking, what does Strawberry Cupcake do in her spare time. Then I realize, she pickles things.
       
      JohnnyBravo87, Oct 3, 2024
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    6. StrawberryCupcake
      I’ve never pickled anything in my life lol.
       
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  8. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    There are people who used this site that apparently don't know how to read or don't know how to comprehend it! I'd understand if I was using sophisticated fancy language, for speaking why someone from Shakespearean times, but we're talking about just basic English.

    I'm certainly not perfect, and I can write something that is a little bit off for one reason or another... It happens to everyone. But I'm talking about people who draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from what you wrote!

    Now for those people who learned English as a second language, especially ones from countries and cultures that use a character based language. These are the most difficult to learn, and there is a lot that can get lost in translation. I too learned languages other than English, so that will always be acceptable to me as I understand English is stupid because so many words mean the same thing sort of.
     
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      What the hell are you trying to say????



      Just kidding, buddy! :biggrin:
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Sep 30, 2024
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      Yes smart ass!
      To be fair, it is better than being a dumbass :)
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 30, 2024
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    3. SoutheastUSofA
      I'll take it!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Sep 30, 2024
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    4. Sweetpassion
      Huh??????? Jk :p
       
      Sweetpassion, Oct 1, 2024
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    5. phxbi_bear80
      Quote my last post above as it applies :p right back at ya!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Oct 1, 2024
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  9. Redheadlvr1969

    Redheadlvr1969 Porno Junky

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    When my hooker / escort girlfriends invite me over to hang out and or visit while also saying "I owe you for the last time" and then systematically find ways not to give you what was owed. Very annoying and blue ball inducing.
     
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      I don’t think he knows what a hooker\escort is?
       
      paulavettbrothers, Oct 24, 2024
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      It seems that way indeed
       
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  10. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I like a few sit-coms that my wife just doesn’t care for, yet when she watches a few minutes of one of them with me. She starts laughing more than I do.

    lol
     
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  11. fishywispy

    fishywispy Amateur

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    People chewing with their mouth open, loud commercials with singing and dancing and people who talk in the movie theatre. I got into a fight over the last one.
     
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  12. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    My next door neighbors both husband & wife are big chain smokers. I can’t leave my back nor front windows opened without having their smoke come into my house b/c they smoke in their yard and sometimes sit on their front stoop as well.

    Does anyone know how to murder both of them
    without getting caught?
    Lol - just kidding
     
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      A well aimed sprinkler might dampen their smokes.
       
      tenguy, Oct 4, 2024
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      I might know a guy.
       
      mstrman, Oct 4, 2024
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    3. vincenzz
      They’re doing it themselves but seems like they’re taking me down with them.
       
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    4. Cherrypop
      Can u put a fan in your window blowing it back outside? Build a high fence that will block it? Plant some high bushes?

      or ask them to blow their cancer smoke in another direction? Do u have a good relationship with them?
       
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  13. fishywispy

    fishywispy Amateur

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    smokers are horrible. I’m highly allergic to cig smoke and there are people who live near me smoking day and night. One couple moved but had to pay a fortune to have the stink removed from the flooring, carpets, ventilation, painted walls, wallpaper and the textured ceiling.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Just remember...they probably will die before you!
       
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  14. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I hate when I think I’m out of something so I buy more and then I realize I already had it. I thought I was out of baking powder so I bought a big one and then I realized I bought a big one 2 weeks ago. This is more baking powder than I will use in the next 2 years :cautious:
     
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    1. vincenzz
      Oh I certainly can relate to that.
      And a lot if times its things
      you don’t use too often.
       
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      Well then it's time to bake your ass off!
       
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      I just did this with ketchup! 2 huge ones.
       
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  15. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Men..people who uses wrenches like they are lifting weights, and break off bolts. So damn much work getting the damn things out.
     
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  16. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    A few people on this forum that only seem to dislike any and all gay/bi content. I get it, not everyone is into it and some may have stronger feelings about people who are but this is a porn forum...can we at least have mature, somewhat intelligent (I know, big ask!) reactions to the things others post and if it bothers you that much, then ignore it!
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I sooo wanted to “dislike” your post lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 7, 2024
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      Precisely! Just have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up
      @StrawberryCupcake I would expect as much actually
       
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  17. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    A fly in the house
    Esp when you’re cooking
     
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  18. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    At the gym, when the last person to use the machine over torked the adjustment knob or whatever. There is abso-fuckin-lutely no need to twist it on so tight that you almost need a power tool to loosen it back up to readjust.
     
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      "I annoys me"...Wow a rare grammical error by @deegenerate
      So you are human LMAO. Just bringing you down to our level is all :D
       
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    3. deegenerate
      The “t” on my keyboard isn’t working, so I have to go back and fill in all of the missing ones in every post. I missed that one! lol
       
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    4. phxbi_bear80
      Oh a likely excuse LMAO... I'm just kidding, I almost thought it was something like that because I'm not sure If I've actually ever seen a grammar spelling error from you LMAO
       
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    5. deegenerate
      :p
       
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      One thing I learned: Never tell a Russian to tighten something "finger tight". They'll tighten it until their fingers bleed.
       
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