Published on 2025/04/04
THEY USED TO GUARD THE HOUSE. NOW THEY JUST WATCH IT FROM THE COUCH

There was a time when having a dog was like having a personal bodyguard. They'd warn you, protect you, and if needed, tear someone’s arm off for getting too close. They were guardians, herders, hunters. They had a purpose. They earned their food.
But now? Two guys break in through the living room, smash the glass, ransack the place… and your pair of Frenchies just sit there on the couch, watching the whole thing like it's a new Netflix series. They bark, sure. But only a little. Wouldn’t want to get anxious or anything.

And the worst part? You don’t even blame them. Deep down, you didn’t expect anything else. Because they’re not dogs anymore — they’re children. And you don’t expect your kid to bite a burglar. You just make sure they’re wearing a jacket when it’s chilly and give them some ham when they’re sad.
We’ve changed so much that even they don’t know what they’re supposed to do anymore. If someone breaks in, they hesitate: do I bark? Call the cops? Post a story?

In the end, we’re the ones doing the watching. We check the living room cam, the webcam, to see if they’ve chewed the cushion, if they’re okay, if they’re crying because we’re not home.
You don’t need them to save your life anymore (homicide rates in the West are at an all-time low). What you really need is for them to save your heart — because with every passing day, like it or not, we’re just a little more alone.



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Published on 2025/04/04
ENOUGH WITH THE ALLIES. THEY’RE LOOKING FOR MEN, NOT MORE GIRLFRIENDS.

You play the nice guy, the respectful one, the “I’m not like the others” type. Talking about consent, not overstepping, giving space. Great. Perfect. All very 2025.
But then the other guy shows up—the one who doesn’t ask, who moves in like a freight train and grabs her like there’s no tomorrow. And she’s loving it. Not only does she not complain—she laughs, grinds, sticks even closer.

So much talk, so much caution, so much theory… just for her to end up exactly where she wanted all along: with someone who doesn’t follow the script and reminds her what it feels like to be alive.



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Published on 2025/04/04
SLAVE LEIA OUTFIT

Carrie Fisher hated the metal bikini she had to wear as Jabba’s prisoner.
The famous “Slave Leia outfit” from Return of the Jedi was as uncomfortable as it was revealing. Parts of it were made of rigid metal, making it nearly impossible to move or sit normally. Every time Carrie leaned back, the costume would shift and expose more than intended, so the crew had to constantly fix it between takes.

Over time, the outfit—originally meant to sexualize the character—became an iconic (and very controversial) symbol of the saga. Carrie despised it, but with her signature biting humor, she took ownership of it and made sure everyone knew Leia was more than just a pretty face chained to a giant slug.



When Disney bought Lucasfilm, they began "cleaning up" the franchise’s image—and the golden bikini was one of the first things to go. For years, it had been a pop culture symbol (and a recurring fan fantasy), but Disney’s new direction wasn’t having it. In 2015, they stopped producing official figures, posters, and merch featuring the outfit, and many online stores pulled it from their shelves. The official line? They didn’t want to sexualize such an important female character… even though they’d been selling exactly that for decades.

The Slave Leia look even made it to Friends. In one of the show’s most iconic scenes, Ross tells Rachel that his biggest fantasy is seeing her dressed like Princess Leia—with the infamous bikini, of course. What starts as a punchline ends up confirming that the look had officially reached pop culture status, right up there with the most recognizable Halloween costumes.



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A beautiful moment from Bad Gyal making it easier for her deaf fans to read her lips.

Also—anyone out there who knows sign language and can help us figure out what this other girl is saying?

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Published on 2025/04/04
THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: XOMORRIS

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Speed and endurance.

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Published on 2025/04/04
I SAW THAT GOING DIFFERENTLY IN MY MIND VOL95

In their head, it was simple: jump the fence, dodge the obstacle, impress the crew. But life, always a big fan of chaos, had other plans—ones with stumbles, faceplants, secondhand embarrassment, and of course, someone filming it all.

That’s how the best stories are born: with good intentions, questionable choices, and endings no one saw coming... except you, because you already know these videos never end well.



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Today’s slow-motion masterpiece.

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Published on 2025/04/04
MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL323

Back in the Renaissance, some doctors already understood what we now consider basic common sense: if unrequited love is driving you mad, maybe what you need isn’t poetry — it’s a good old-fashioned wank.

They called it “amorous melancholy,” and it was basically a kind of depression triggered by pent-up desire. And yes, some physicians actually recommended releasing the tension as a way to avoid going off the rails. Ejaculating as therapy. Literally. They didn’t say it that bluntly, but between the lines, what they were prescribing was sex — and then moving on with your life.

Guided by the theory of humors (from Hippocrates and Galen), they believed imbalances in bodily fluids like bile, blood, or even semen could mess with both your physical and mental health.

• Girolamo Mercuriale (1530–1606)an Italian physician and author of De Morbis Cutaneis and De Morbo Gallico, didn’t talk about masturbation directly, but he did suggest that prolonged sexual abstinence could cause illness — and that sex (or a release) could be therapeutic.
• André Du Laurens (1558–1609), a French doctor, openly discussed amorous melancholy in his work Discours de la conservation de la vue… and recommended sex or ejaculation to restore emotional balance.
• Juan Huarte de San Juan (1529–1588), a Spanish physician and author of Examen de Ingenios, connected unsatisfied sexual desire with mental and emotional instability. He didn’t mention masturbation explicitly either, but made it clear that release was necessary for emotional stability — especially in those with an excess of “heat” or desire.

So yes, masturbation was seen as a way to treat romantic despair in the Renaissance. The idea of jerking off so you don’t lose your mind over heartbreak? It’s right there in the old medical texts.

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Published on 2025/04/03
AMATEUR FLESH: VENGEANCECHIRP

Nika-chan is 19 and a hardcore anime fan. Her thing with cosplay goes way beyond just dressing up — she becomes the character. When she's in costume, she’s not playing around. She is the role.

She’s into weird ideas, playful challenges, and anything that's a little off the beaten path. She loves getting messages, hearing bold suggestions, and vibing with people who have that same mix of geeky and twisted energy.
When she’s not slipping into a new character, she’s drawing, reading manga, or getting lost in her favorite music. She’s all about whatever sparks a feeling — a beat, a panel, or a cheeky message that hits just right.

If you're obsessed with a certain anime, into the schoolgirl, neko, or magical girl vibe, or just curious how far someone’s imagination can really go — Nika might just be what you’ve been looking for.



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Published on 2025/04/03
SRVIRAL #2013

Pool party.

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Breakwater	Birthday	I can play too
And your brother?	Snake	New filters

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Published on 2025/04/03
IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY...

The princess has spent far too long behind golden walls. They taught her how to obey, how to represent, how to exist—but never how to live. As the stars burn above her world and the Empire tightens its grip, she no longer dreams of peace or power. She dreams of freedom.

War threatens to wipe out the bloodline that has ruled her planet for generations. Tensions rise, restrictions grow harsher, and all signs point to a dead end. But the princess refuses to let her fate be written for her. One night, with nothing but her will, she slips away aboard a merchant ship.
They catch her. The Empire moves fast. But what looks like the end of her story… turns out to be the beginning.

Far from the palace, far from duty, far from everything expected of her, the princess discovers another kind of life. A life that’s intense. Forbidden. Stolen.

And for the first time ever… it’s hers.



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One day, you’ll run into them—in a shop, in a mall, or down the aisle of some random supermarket. Trust me. It’s just a matter of time.

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Published on 2025/04/03
MULTIVERSES AND THE SPIDER-WOMEN

In the world of comics (and now in movies and shows too), multiverses are basically alternate versions of reality. Different worlds where things play out in completely different ways. And Spider-Man is one of the characters who’s traveled through the most of them—or has the most versions of himself out there.



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Getting familiar with the gym, one step at a time.

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