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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    She paints the desert with her eyes
    I know she wants to kiss the sky
    She is an angel in the light
    She underneath my skin
    She underneath my skin
    I think that we can fly..
     
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  2. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Dat’s amore too.
     
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  3. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I hate putting eye drops in my eyeball. It creeps me out.
     
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    1. latecomer91364
      I always miss or blink and it goes on my eyelid...
       
      latecomer91364, May 13, 2022
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    2. hornybigguy68


      Your post reminded me of this scene.
       
      hornybigguy68, May 13, 2022
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    3. vincenzz
      Ear drops too.
       
      vincenzz, May 13, 2022
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    4. cdksky
      Capt Two Tit Turner your booty gonna be spanked put them eye drops in your eye.
       
      cdksky, May 13, 2022
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    5. Prowler86
      [​IMG]
       
      Prowler86, May 13, 2022
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  4. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Who knew suspended people could give your posts ratings? That big ole WTF got my attention, @Valspar . lol
     
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  5. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Hmmm - okay I figured it out - I was hoping it was Stumbler...
     
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  6. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    These birthday cake ice cream cups are too good.
     
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  7. Wanna try head

    Wanna try head Sex Machine

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    Damn this computer chair squeaks alot.
     
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    1. CheddarGoblin
      A little lube will do wonders ;)
       
      CheddarGoblin, May 13, 2022
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      deegenerate and Wanna try head like this.
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  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When I got my new eye drops the pharmacist had to come out to give me the directions because I had never had them before. And she said, “apply this to only the affected eye.” Wtf? Because I’ll put it in my healthy eye for fun?
     
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    1. CheddarGoblin
      It'll probably let you see smells if applied to a healthy eye, and that's not a power they want unleashed on the world.
       
      CheddarGoblin, May 13, 2022
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    2. Cherrypop
      That’s a frightening thought
       
      Cherrypop, May 13, 2022
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  9. Wanna try head

    Wanna try head Sex Machine

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    Stared working out a lil this am. Put smile on.
     
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  10. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Who is Spam Risk and why does he keep calling me?
     
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    1. ncsubcd6997
      He's warning you to run.
      *not_secure_link*mikelglass.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/m3Spam-Man.jpg
       
      ncsubcd6997, May 13, 2022
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    2. cdksky
      Those calls get answered in one of two ways:
      The automated answering service: Your call is important blah blah..........
      Or
      The sex hotline offering various perverted sexual acts.
      Spam Risk hangup very fast and i have a good chuckle.
       
      cdksky, May 13, 2022
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    3. Sweetpassion
      I told him to stop bugging the hell out of me and gave him your number @deegenerate. Only it didn’t work he still annoys me too. :hilarious:
       
      Sweetpassion, May 14, 2022
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    4. cdksky
      Oh @Sweetpassion you naughty naughty girl giving out numbers. Lol
       
      cdksky, May 14, 2022
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    5. Sweetpassion
      Haha I should be ashamed. I think she just told him to annoy me even more. I get like 4 calls from him a day. :O_o:
       
      Sweetpassion, May 14, 2022
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  11. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Taboo kinks, controversial opinions, a few glaring personality flaws. Relationship wise, I'd love to find someone who I can be unafraid to share ANYTHING with, including the most personal things and she would accept me. And vice versa. Preferably even be of relatively the same mindset on things. I don't believe in souls, but that would be my closest definition of a "soulmate".

    If it happens, it happens, and I'll be very happy. If not, I'm not gonna sweat too much looking for it.
     
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  12. deleted user 22123213

    deleted user 22123213 Sinfully Classy

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    I’m really and truly tired of company .. they only come when you’re dying .. I DO NOT WANT TO ENTERTAIN …so please..just go away
     
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    1. cdksky
      @Midnight Dream i know it's not easy but chase everyone away and make it by invitation only, your place your rules. If at all possible get a care giver to relief you so you can get some rest.
      Big virtual hug.
       
      cdksky, May 14, 2022
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  13. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    I don't know why AMC bothers showing the Friday the 13th movies when they cut out all the good parts. You would think a station that has a show where zombies rip people apart wouldn't care about the violence in those movies.
     
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  14. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    How can I disturb the peace today lol
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      Just be yourself ;)
       
      Jack Mine, May 14, 2022
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    2. Truthful 1
      That’s an easy one Jack lol
       
      Truthful 1, May 14, 2022
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    3. cdksky
      Don't mislead us inoccent folks lollollol.
      It might lead to the head honcho having a humor failure and bring out the red higlighter.
       
      cdksky, May 14, 2022
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  15. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Did I really wish for sweat my ever loving booty off season to get here?
     
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Don’t try to find something positive out of me trying to complain. It’s a beautiful day to lose 5 pounds. See? Look at what you’ve done?;)
       
      Sweetpassion, May 14, 2022
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  16. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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  17. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    WTF seems like only one climate where I live, just “rainy” - 8 days straight.
     
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  18. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Just got back home for the night. Done with being social for the night. Went to piss as soon as I walked in the door and halfway, it kinda whipped causing me to pee on my pant legs. I normally just wear my clothes (including jeans) to sleep but I guess I'll be sleeping in the briefs tonight.
     
    • wtf wtf x 1
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      ncsubcd6997, May 19, 2022
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  19. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Really like that pasta sauce.
     
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